In modern life, one thing is true: there is never enough time. My fellow parents speak this mantra to each other, an elegy muttered into giant cups of coffee: “There’s not enough time, we need more time. I wish I could listen to Morris Day and The Time… but I don’t have the time.”
In an era of distraction and email, a focus-based economy has grown. Four hour work weeks, Pomodoro methods, Mom and Dad hacks spring up everywhere. The parenting industrial complex is more than happy to capitalize on the trend.
But the question for you, loyal Dude Turned Dad-ite… Do any of these time savers actually, you know, save you time? Can you hack your diaper changing methodology? Harness the power of the four hour sleep week? OPTIMIZE YOUR BABY FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY.
I’ll be honest… I’m a time hacker. I practice inbox zero, make compulsive lists, download to-do apps and have a Pomodoro tomato counter keyed up on my laptop….
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