Although many people consider Beyoncé a queen, there are just as many who think she’s part of the Illuminati, along with her husband Jay Z. How do they know this, you ask? By the super not-so-secret signs and symbols that the Illuminati use all the time to communicate with each other. Obviously. And if you look really closely, there are definitely, probably not, but definitely Illuminati signs in Beyoncé’s pregnancy Instagrams. Yeah, you think it’s a joke, but rest assured: those twins are being born into one of the most secret societies in the world.
Just what do the Illuminati do, you ask? Well, even the Illuminati don’t even know. It’s sometimes thrown around as a term for anyone who thinks they possess special knowledge, or, simply “are woke.” We all know Bey is woke AF. Most people think the group came about in 1776 in Bavaria, when the order of the Illuminati was founded. But! There are also theories that place its creation in the 16th century, when a group of heretics in Spain claimed they were religiously enlightened.
It doesn’t really matter when it started. What matters is that anyone who’s anyone is definitely in it. Not just Bey and Blue Ivy, either. Lady Gaga, President Obama, and possibly even Donald Trump. This is where things get tricky, because would…
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